Stories
The six most recent stories from the WCLK desk. Older ones live in the Archives.
Colonel Clanker explains how his circuits handle a lutefisk joke
The robot tries to explain, in technical terms, exactly what a lutefisk joke does to his circuits. It does not go well.
listen to this story →Colonel Clanker on filling the shoes of the retiring radio guys
The old radio men are hanging it up, and somehow the robot's been handed the microphone. He has thoughts about the shoes.
listen to this story →Hilda Matilda's church-basement throwdown
Two church ladies, one potluck table, and a disagreement settled the only honest way folks know: in casserole.
listen to this story →A little something about Lena's lutefisk oil
Lena's got a lutefisk oil for whatever ails you. Grant just wants to know if the robot's sore — and what kind of sore we're talking about.
listen to this story →Ice fishing tall tales that get bigger every year
Out on the ice, the fish grow with every telling. Ole's are the biggest of all, and getting bigger as we speak.
listen to this story →Per fixes me with a snowblower part
Per fixes the robot with a part off a 1974 snowblower. It works. Best not to think about it too hard.
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